Crazy is as Crazy Does

A Scottish nurse falsely accused her grandfather of sexually abusing her when she was younger in an attempt to accelerate her inheritance.   After the charges were found to be bogus, she was sentenced to 22 months in jail for fabricating the claims which forced her grandfather to spend some time in jail after they were made.

Several points:

1.  Her plot was as poorly conceived as the USC football player’s story about jumping off a balcony to rescue a drowning nephew.  There is no law that treats criminals as deceased and then accelerates an inheritance.

2.  While she is in jail she might wish to study a table of consanguinity and learn that even if her grandfather were dead, her grandmother would inherit his estate.  Her own parent would inherit if her grandmother were deceased.

3.  Consider it a hunch, but I suspect she will now never inherit a dime (or should I say shilling) from her grandfather.

 

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It’s Too Late

Do not wait too long to revise your will.

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To Have and Have Not (a Trust)

The executors of Lauren Bacall’s estate filed her will in probate court on Friday.  Her will, which she executed last fall, left her $27 million estate in equal shares to her 3 children save for a few small five figure bequests to household staff and to her son to care for her dog.    She also left $250K to each of her grandsons to be used for college with them receiving the remainder at the age of 30.

Several points:

1.  A funded trust would have provided her privacy so the public would not know about her intentions.

2.  A trust would also be a more efficient means of managing the funds for her grandsons.

3.  With college tuition increases not grounded in economic reality, I hope the $250K is enough to fully cover college expenses for her grandsons.     lauren Bacall-Lauren_15


The Morning Line (Again)

Paul Daugherty of the Cincinnati Enquirer has once again graciously allowed me to guest write his The Morning Line blog.

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Free Nelson Mandela’s Estate

Winnie Mandela, the ex-wife of Nelson Mandela, filed a claim against his estate seeking control of his ancestral home for her daughters.  Mandela divorced Winnie in 1996 after he charged that she had been unfaithful to him during his 27 year imprisonment.  Mandela’s  will left the ancestral home to his 3rd wife who later waived her right to half of his estate in exchange for  properties in her native Mozambique. Mandela’s grandson later ordered the exhumation of the bodies of 3 of Mandela’s children from the ancestral home, but Mandela’s daughter had the bodies re-interred at the disputed home.

Several points, if I must:

1.  It is odd that an elderly mother would be the one to file a claim on behalf of her middle aged daughters.  Adolescence is seemingly prolonged every year.

2.  If the South African court system moves at the same pace as it did for the Oscar Pistorius trial, Winnie and the third wife will die before there is a resolution.

3.  Whoever can convince the various members and factions of the Mandela family to have a group hug deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.

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R.I.P. Robin Williams

My favorite piece was his take on golf.  He will be missed.

 

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His Feet Should Be in the Ground

Casey Kasem died a month ago but his body remains unburied.  Reportedly, just prior to his daughter obtaining a court order to keep his body in the U.S., his wife had his body shipped to Montreal, the home of her alleged boyfriend.   Additionally, Jean Kasem’s law firm is seeking to resign as her attorneys after she has allegedly incurred unpaid legal bills of $500,000 during her dispute with his children. The law firm has threatened to file a claim a claim against his estate for payment of its services.

Two points, if I must:

1.  Creditors of a decedent can file a claim against the estate for unpaid debts.  Services rendered on behalf of one party in a deathbed dispute are not necessarily the responsibility of the estate especially if the party loses.

2.  I would would not think too long about continuing a romantic relationship with a meat throwing and scripture quoting partner who has her deceased husband’s remains shipped to my hometown.  To paraphrase Kramer on Seinfeld, “Two words, Jerry.  Break up.”

 

Jean Kasem, widow of Casey Kasem

Jean Kasem, widow of Casey Kasem


Back in Town

Just returned from 2 weeks in Spain and Morocco.   Blog post to follow.  In the meantime, here are some vacation pics of my children.

Blair and Jack at Majorelle Gardens in Marrakech.  Gardens were created by Yves St. Laurent.

Blair and Jack at Majorelle Gardens in Marrakech. Gardens were created by Yves St. Laurent.

Blair and Jack at Medersa Ben Youssef in Marrakech.

Blair and Jack at Medersa Ben Youssef in Marrakech.

Blair and Jack in Grenada with view of Alhambra.

Blair and Jack in Grenada with view of Alhambra.

Blair and Jack at Alcazar, Seville, Spain.

Blair and Jack at Alcazar, Seville, Spain.

Jack in Marrakech

Jack in Marrakech

Blair wit snake charmer in Jemaa el-Fnaa Square in Marrakech.  Note cobra in the right hand  corner.

Blair wit snake charmer in Jemaa el-Fnaa Square in Marrakech. Note cobra in the right hand corner.

Jack with "ape" of Gibraltar.

Jack with “ape” of Gibraltar.

Blair and Jack in Barcelona.

Blair and Jack in Barcelona.

Blair and Jack at Gibraltar with Africa in background.

Blair and Jack at Gibraltar with Africa in background.

Blair at Medersa Ben Youssef in Marrakech.

Blair at Medersa Ben Youssef in Marrakech.


Up In Smoke

When jet setting heiress, Doris Duke, died in 1993 she left a small trust for her last living relative, Walker Inman, Jr.  Inman lived with her after being orphaned at the age of 13.  He had previously inherited an inflation adjusted equivalent of $350 million from other relatives when he turned 21.

Inman died of a methadone overdose in 2010.  He left his remaining fortune in trust for his now 16 year old twins.  The twins and their mother are suing the trustees of the trusts trying to determine how much money is left while complaining that the trustees they were too generous in giving money to Inman who spent $90K per month.  Meanwhile the mother is asking the trustees to buy a $29 million ranch and a $4.2 house, and reimburse her $17K for 4 days in Vegas. His fifth wife, and proverbial former topless dancer, has asked for $1.9 million.  The trustee has vetoed those requests.   The twins will receive their inheritance at 21.

Several points:

1.  21 is way too young to receive a principal distribution of any significance.  I stagger distributions in my trusts with increasing amounts over time with the first distribution at 25 and the final distribution at the age of 40.

2.  An anti-alcoholism, drugs, and gambling clause is also recommended to prevent heirs from harming themselves with their inheritance.

3.  Supposedly nothing is sadder than the tears of a clown, but I think a middle aged man dying of a drug overdose is close.   Sad meaning pitiful.

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Really Dead, But Virtually Alive

Ever wonder what happens to your social media accounts after death?  Most likely not, but the below chart nicely illustrates how the various providers treat them.

Three quick points:

1.  Your will should have a clause authorizing the social media provider to follow the directions of your executor.

2.  Write down your passwords and let your executor know where they are located.

3.  Even after the account is deactivated, the NSA likely has a copy of it (and your emails and phone calls) in its Utah data center.

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